In which I say I deserve a medal...

...because I do. If you know anything about me, then you know that this is a world-record feat deserving of parades and medals:
I have not bought a single box of girl scout cookies
AND
I have not bought a single piece of Easter candy (which has been out since JANUARY).
I usually eat so much of either this time of year that I 1) pass out from sugar shock and/or 2) develop numerous nasty canker sores. We're talking sugar binge extravaganza from February to April.
This year? Not. One. Piece.

That's how much this baby's health (and by extension my own) means to me.